December 2009
9 posts
A nice belly laugh
Church Bells
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100...
This is Dangerous
I just realized my absolute love for gushers and sour jacks.
How about,
vitoperrone:
When I tell my friends something improtant about my sister, you let me talk about it by myself for 5 goddamn minutesm without you interupting about how you heard about it at work? Or how you have to try to prove that you know more about the situation than her own brother? How about you shut the fuck up so I can tell two of my friends about something important? Let me vent for a...
People suck :/
“The sound of music,
So beautiful and divine,
I love this part of my mind.
My fingers are sweating,
and my heart is racing,
Don’t mess up
The sound of music.”
Very true
whenever i go into the bathroom, i always check behind the shower curtain to see if anyone’s there. today i wondered what i’d do if someone was actually there